Want to know victorias secret? She’s a lesbian
“I am not free while any woman is unfree, even if her shackles are very different from my own” -audre lorde
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When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests
when i get used as a pillow or foot rest i feel loved
I am both of these people
Same
god i hate being gay and in my 20s i’m fucking obsessed with ikea
*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said “yes i am bishrekual” and i woke up crying
someone: h-
me: IM OFF THE DEEP END WATCH AS I DIVE IN I’LL NEVER MEET THE GROUND